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anomalousdata: zetarays: pedantic-pontificating-bastards: red...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:24:30 +0700

zetarays:

pedantic-pontificating-bastards:

red pandas are the derps of the animal kingdom

Can someone genuinely explain to me how red pandas survive in the wild

I mean they have to have some kind of method of survival like a strong bite or claws or something

how do they survive

They survive because nothing can stand to eat them. Predators are just like “…I can’t. Too cute.”

uhhhthena: ppeebee: jaymesmcguiness: KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:22:53 +0700

uhhhthena:

ppeebee:

jaymesmcguiness:

KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD

THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.

i’d have 6 free donuts.

I’m gonna steal my friend’s report cards.

tendenciasdesnudicas: nickthegeekbear: imaginativeghost: taeye...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:11:29 +0700

tendenciasdesnudicas:

nickthegeekbear:

imaginativeghost:

taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:

Clever way of getting his features in there

cr: thqys

What sorcery is this? Guess what I’m going to attempt tomorrow?

I do this for my boys. =D

I have to try this :)

theartofanimation: Nadiezda

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:38:59 +0700

theartofanimation:

Nadiezda

rosalarian: Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you...

Wed, 15 May 2013 08:21:23 +0700

rosalarian:

Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.

guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying

Tue, 14 May 2013 19:47:37 +0700

guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys: ew fat chicks
guys: why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
guys: ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
guys: why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
guys: oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports
guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that stuffs not gonna get you a husband
guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?

sailormoonlife: silvermoon424: sailorhoneymoon: silvermoon424:...

Tue, 14 May 2013 09:23:34 +0700

sailormoonlife:

silvermoon424:

sailorhoneymoon:

silvermoon424:

ibelieveinitmiracleromance:

nowtoo on instagram

that is some serious skill right there

the barrista at the coffee shop I go to used to make hearts out of the foam on my lattes and that made my day every time (WHERE DID YOU GO CUTE BARRISTA RETURN TO MEE)

but can you imagine someone handing this to you

I think I’d die right there

how

and I’d be super afraid to drink this ngl

They use a variety of edible colorings. I’m pretty sure the ingredients are listed on each instagram post. Though I’m not entirely sure, because everything’s in Japanese.

Oh, no, I’m not afraid of it being inedible! I’m afraid because it’s SO FUCKING GORGEOUS I’d feel like I was destroying a work of art. Some things are just too pretty to eat!

Yeah, in the artist’s youtube video they say that they use strawberry syrup for the pink coloring on Card Captor Sakura. So probably all the other colors are also edible.

I also learned that it took them over 15 min to draw the Sakura latte art so I don’t think these are meant for drinking haha - unless you really like luke warm coffee?

Ps. I personally would love to devour these. I’d feel like I’m ABSORBING THEIR POWERS MUHAHAHA.

the-absolute-best-posts: This post has been featured on a...

Sat, 11 May 2013 23:44:30 +0700

the-absolute-best-posts:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

dynaroo: poppyparrotlet: By way of Parrotlet Babies. (I like...

Sat, 11 May 2013 23:07:53 +0700

dynaroo:

poppyparrotlet:

By way of Parrotlet Babies.

(I like the p’let in the background of the bottom picture.)

jacklullaby: jacklullaby: unfollower: men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules...

Sat, 11 May 2013 15:27:53 +0700

jacklullaby:

jacklullaby:

unfollower:

men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day

OH MY GOD LAST YEAR THE DUDES ON MY CLASS HAVE DONE IT

AND THEY GOT ALL CALLED IN THE PRINCIPAL’S ROOM

BUT THEY DIDNT GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE

THEY SAID EXACTLY IT “BUT THOSE RULES ARE ONLY FOR GIRLS”

I’M NOT EVEN JOKING

Photo

Sat, 11 May 2013 14:51:56 +0700

10knotes: This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

Sat, 11 May 2013 14:38:54 +0700

10knotes:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

Photo

Sat, 11 May 2013 13:04:14 +0700

snapdraws: Apologies for the terrible image quality - I’m...

Sat, 11 May 2013 11:55:26 +0700

snapdraws:

Apologies for the terrible image quality - I’m lacking scanner access at the minute so I had to take these photos on my phone

I was reading hyperbole and a half’s blog entry explaining their experience of depression and decided to make another sketchy comic based on my experiences with anxiety, which is another mental illness I think people tend to misunderstand quite frequently

Hopefully this will be of use to some people - whether they suffer from anxiety themselves or if they just want to know more about it

thegirlwithchocolateshoes: Coloring coloring books into a whole...

Fri, 10 May 2013 23:28:47 +0700

thegirlwithchocolateshoes:

Coloring coloring books into a whole new level.

Art on the right by: http://loish.deviantart.com/
Coloring book pages belong to Disney.

the-absolute-best-posts: This post has been featured on a...

Fri, 10 May 2013 21:08:32 +0700

the-absolute-best-posts:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

brichibi: missmorningdew: deflare: punchingsatanlikeaboss: pa...

Fri, 10 May 2013 21:08:22 +0700

Cacturne

Shedinja

Drowzee

Banette

Haunter

Kadabra

brichibi:

missmorningdew:

deflare:

punchingsatanlikeaboss:

paradedolly:

spicy-mituna-roll:

trickstarcrow:

kagesora:

thetroublesomefoxwithissues:

xsuicunex:

phantastus:

drawingnothing:

6 Strange and Creepy Pokedex Entries

Happy Halloween!

Just in case anyone forgot Pokemon is full of nightmare fuel.

WAIT WHAT ABOUT THAT LAST ONE WITH KADABRA I DON’T REMMBER READING THAT.

FireRed I think?

Don’t forget that in the original games, you could infer that Victreebel have been know to eat humans (they’re said to live deep in the jungle…but nobody has ever returned). A person licked by a Haunter will shake uncontrollably until they die because it steals their life force. Gothitelle cries when it learns its trainer’s lifespan. Heatmor MELTS Durant to consume them—using its tongue it melts through their shells and eats their insides.

There is some very unsettling stuff in Pokemon. And that’s not even getting into the tragic events/side events presented in the games.

Also, friendly reminder that people eat Pokémon! Basculin’s entry specifically states that they’re remarkably tasty—no indication that its not humans who find them yummy.

And let’s not forget this cutie

Was once a human.

It’s pokedex entry reads:

Each of them carries a mask that used to be its face when it was human. Sometimes they look at it and cry.

These Pokémon arose from the spirits of people interred in graves in past ages. Each retains memories of its former life.

IT IS WELL AWARE THAT IT IS NO LONGER HUMAN.

YOU ARE USING A FORMERLY HUMAN CREATURE TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR FRIEND’S PETS.

How did it get that way you ask?

Why, by being birthed by it’s evolved form, of course! Which, by the way, looks like this:

and whose pokedex entry reads (depending on your version) :

It has been said that they swallow those who get too close and turn them into mummies. They like to eat gold nuggets.

They pretend to be elaborate coffins to teach lessons to grave robbers. Their bodies are covered in pure gold.

IT EATS ANYONE STUPID ENOUGH TO GET CLOSE TO IT.

SWEET DREAMS.

And let’s not forget about these fuckers:

One of it’s earliest pokedex entires reads:

It attacks in a stealthy manner, without warning. It’s sharp fangs are used to bite and suck blood.

which isn’t so bad except—

Once it strikes, it will not stop draining energy from the victim even if it gets too heavy to fly.

oh

It loves the blood of both humans and Pokemon. It flies around at night in search of neck veins.

Do you know what this means? THIS THING GORGES ITSELF ON HUMANS AND POKEMON. ALSO, IT’S FANGS ARE SHARP ENOUGH TO PIERCE SOME PRETTY THICK HIDES.

SLEEP WELL.

Litwick shines a light that absorbs the life energy of people and Pokémon, which becomes the fuel that it burns.

While shining a light and pretending to be a guide, it leeches off the life force of any who follow it.

not to bad right?

This ominous Pokémon is feared. Through cities it wanders, searching for the spirits of the fallen.

It arrives near the moment of death and steals spirit from the body.

The spirits it absorbs fuel its baleful fire. It hangs around hospitals waiting for people to pass on.

OH

It absorbs a spirit, which it then burns. By waving the flames on its arms, it puts its foes into a hypnotic trance.

Being consumed in Chandelure’s flame burns up the spirit, leaving the body behind.

The spirits burned up in its ominous flame lose their way and wander this world forever.

HHHHHHHHMMMMMM

Apologies for the length of this post, but I do always enjoy pointing out the creepy stuff in Pokemon.

some of dem pokemon, man.

Dubbed by 4kids, y’all. Between this and season zero of Yu-Gi-Oh being the most disturbing thing EVER (hey let’s play a card game in a restaurant oops I just set you on fire in a restaurant surrounded by people har har) the studio is a very kid friendly company, yeah?

Battle of Hogwarts, 02.05.1998

Wed, 08 May 2013 17:42:27 +0700

Battle of Hogwarts, 02.05.1998

zolaida: mocott her deviantart

Wed, 08 May 2013 09:25:27 +0700

zolaida:

mocott

her deviantart

smilingemoticon: i start to chuckle at this scenario. the boy...

Wed, 08 May 2013 07:42:38 +0700

smilingemoticon:

i start to chuckle at this scenario. the boy was tricked into thinking he would get a car, but got a toothbrush. my laughter grows slowly. it turns into roars. my vocal chords start to break. my head is shaking and red. i destroy nearby towns and cities with my outrageous laughter. once i’ve calmed myself down, i notice the destruction around me. everything and everyone has turned to rubble. a tear rolls down my cheek as i drop on my knees and sob. why. why did that picture have to be so funny